Jake walks into the apartment.
Dan: "Hey. Nice drop on the siphon today."
Jake: "Thanks. I'm glad I siphoned it."
Dan: "Yeah. You've had a lot of great posts on your siphon lately. Lots of siphoners too."
Jake: "Yeah. No kidding. It's probably because I started calling it a siphon."
Dan: "Yeah. Probably. What are you going to be siphoning about tomorrow."
Jake: "Don't know. Depends on how siphony I feel after work."
Friends, Romans, Siphoners, lend me your ears. Let it be known from here on and hereafter that the object before know as a bl...yem....that website thingy...will henceforth and forever be known as a siphon. That's right folks - a siphon. Knowledge, opinions, recipes and scrapbooking ideas can all be siphoned from the internet by you, the intrepid siphoners. Let the stream of water dribble out or come gushing from the pipe. Take it with you. Tell your fellow siphoners after all of the great ideas you've found on the siphonet. Oh yeah...like that...the siphonet. Siphon, siphon, siphon. Siphon. Have no fear to speak of the siphon with family, friends, coworkers, girlfriends, even your goldfish. Everybody loves the sound of siphon. It slips slyly so softly succulently soff syour stongue. Put your Star Trek and WoW shirts back in the closet. Pull out the titanium cufflinks and the Armani suit cause we are going out on the town baby. Siphon!
Oh dear.
Um...well...I think I had too much mac and cheese tonight...sorry about that. I'm not quite sure what came over me. Um...well...Robert Hinckley? Yeah. Great guy. Started the Hinckley Institute at the University of Utah. Want to know more? Go read the book!
Do you like the word blog? If so, why? If not, what would you rather call them?